Guarantee This

Life is crazy. At any moment the world can turn upside, the earth can swallow you up and then spit you out, or the sky could fall. You never know what will happen when and to whom, but I have noticed that in my life there are several guarantees...

I can guarantee that:

• My Dad will tell me he is getting old and ask me for a hug.
  
• My Mom will be critical of every aspect of my life, and even though its out of love, I will be totally offended and upset by what she says.
• My Sister will tell me I am upsetting myself or that I have big boobs.
• No matter how old he is, my Brother will always kiss the top of my head and tell me where he is going, who he's going with, and when he'll be back.
• Xtine and I will get the giggles and O will give us the "you are crazy" look.
• O will know the chicest places, restaurants, fashion, and stores.
• Xtine will always be down to eat some sort of potato dish (Potatofest 2008 mang!)
• He means more to me than he will ever know, and I can never say it.
• I will rebuilt any burger or sandwich to make sure everything is in there evenly and eat all the pickles first. Half way through, I will take the tomato out and three-fourths through I will take out the lettuce.
• Bosslady will find something wrong with anything I do, and if she doesn't, she will bring up something from the past.
• Val will be down to see any movie.
• Mi/Me is just a text away, and he does mi me.
  
• I will be on my Crackberry, unless I'm on my Mac.
• Target is better than Walmart.