Because there aren't enough.

More rules.

NEVER...

1. Cross the street without looking both ways first.
2. Ignore your instincts
3. Eat dirt
4. Try to fix something that isn't broken
5. Email, text, call, or call on someone when you are drunk
6. Sit/step on a rusty nail
7. Poke a bear
8. Come between me and what I want
9. Blog while PMSing
10. Expect someone to change, because they never will, but you will
11. Walk alone at night in a neighborhood you are not familiar with
12. Spread rumors
13. Eat my chocolate without asking me first
14. Make assumptions
15. Take pictures without taking off the lens cap or putting film in the camera
16. Talk with your mouth full

ALWAYS...

1. Say "Thank you"
2. Tell the truth
3. Ask me before eating my chocolate
4. Let me just cry
5. Remind me that its going to be okay
6. Have a pen
   
7. Know that I'm here for you
8. Drink enough water
9. Sing loudly and proudly, who cares if other people an hear
10. Understand that I can be uptight
11. Sit like a lady
12. Say your prayers
13. Carry a pad in your purse
14. Know that its okay to be silly
15. Have music in your life
16. Go with your heart
17. Be understanding
18. Say "I Love You"