Randomness in Technology

I decided to go through my phone and computer for some randomness...These were either sent or received by me. Here we go!

• I'm sad he married what's her face
• so I called him again and he came over briefly but ran away again
• just got out of a comedy club now getting more drunk
• but who would want to celebrate a bush
• they give u some good meds?
• and that just de-balled him
• do they purposefully use a sweet sounding grandma voice to let you know that the next representative will help you shortly?
• heather graham boob
• i kicked and stepped on him so many times
• you cant pee in your own house?