Monday, December 17, 2007

to the left, to the left

I've been feeling blah since last Tuesday. At first I thought it was the traveling between So. Cali to No. Cali for a freakin 2 hour long meeting that really didn't do anything but support my boss's theory that I am kind of an idiot. Well she hasn't actually said she thinks this, but I can tell by the way she looks at me that she thinks it, or maybe that's just how her face is? Anyways...

It started with the body aches and sore throat. Then came the stuffy nose, the wheezing, the sneezing, and the coughing. Then the phlegm. Who knew it could be..so..colorful...and...thick... The sneezing and coughing is driving me nuts. I've lost two bras to this: 1) Saturday - the left strap broke after a coughing fit, 2) Tonight - the wire supporting my left boob snapped in half after a huge ass sneezing fit. Yes, whenever this happens its always the left side, because after all, its the slightly bigger of the two. (Is that TMI?)

Luckily, all the times that this has happened I have been home. Well..except for that one time on the way to Vegas the seat belt was crushing me. When I went to adjust it, it got caught and the wire somehow snapped. Rusty didn't notice, thank goodness, but I did every time it poked me. That was the longest car ride ever.

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