Did I hear that right?

Today I had lunch and saw Catch and Release with my friend, Christine. Lunch was yummy, I had the quiche. The movie, well the movie was just OKAY. I didn't love it, didn't hate it...and its definitely a movie that I wouldn't go see again, but if it happen to be showing on TV, I would watch it again.

Anyways, there was an abundance of chicks watching this movie. There were a few guys, however they all looked like they were dragged their by their girlfriends. How nice. As soon as the movie ended, out of the corner of my eye I see the guy sitting next to Christine do a big thumbs down. I am assuming it was the move or maybe he wasn't getting any from his girlfriend during the movie. Either way, it got me started giggling a little.

I was able to compose myself as we walked down the stairs of the stadium seating. I was carefully watching my untied shoelace as I walked out of the theatre. I looked up and saw a couple of ushers with their trash cans waiting for clean out the tiny theatre. As we turned a corner the 2 turned into at least 8 of them standing in a row against the wall. I hear Christine say, "oh, hello" to my right. To my left I hear one of the usher's say "It doesn't look like a vigina". I paused for a moment concentrating on my still untied shoelace. As soon as we were out of the theatre (and out of earshot of the usher people), I turned to Christine and said, "Did I hear that right?". Well that started her into giggle mode and I watched her covering her mouth and practially running past the consession stands and out of the main doors of the theatre trying not to laugh so hard. Of course this got me going and I too, while watching my shoelace, was laughing hysterically and running towards the door. It tooks us a few minutes to get a hold of ourselves. Luckly I was wearing my waterproof mascara.

Ah, the random things you hear while out and about.